One Punch to Annihilate the Martial World

Main plot: A loser food delivery guy unexpectedly gets the "Wuxia Encyclopedia System." He rises from street thug to grandmaster, uses absurd moves to face-slap all sorts of villains, and ultimately uncovers a conspiracy to reboot the wuxia world behind the System.

Delivery guy vs. martial arts alliance leader? My martial arts manuals have all turned into memes!

You have a new AreYouDead delivery order! I rub my frozen hands and tap the accept button. Suddenly, a line of blood-red text pops up on my phone: Congratulations, you've awakened the Wuxia Encyclopedia System! Immediately use the square-dance version of the Sunflower Manual to beat up the Wudang leader selling scallion pancakes downstairs--

Damn it!

Fine, the stupid System teaching me the Dragon-Subduing Eighteen Palms as hand-flower dance moves is one thing, but how did Grandpa Wang downstairs turn out to be a hidden BOSS too?

When my electric scooter's basket gets knocked over by sword energy for the third time, I raise my middle finger at the empty air: You old Martial Saint! You're totally messing with me!

Wuxia factions hiding in the modern city, the Nine Yin Manual dancing to the Compendium of Materia Medica, and a sharp-tongued AI in the System interface that always sends missions in emoticons... This seemingly ridiculous martial arts battle hides a shocking conspiracy to make the entire martial world collapse and reboot--

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.