Teyvat and the Modern World Beg Me to Tone It Down

Ling Yue, a primeval sage, has slept for billions of years. He awakens in a world where the modern city and Teyvat have become intertwined. All he wants is to be an observer, but his power won't let him! One glance purifies Stormterror, one word suppresses Osial, and the spiritual qi revival on Earth begins with a breath! The Seven Archons revere him, the adepti seek his guidance, the authorities beg him for protection, the Fatui are terrified, and the Tsaritsa revises her plans... Ling Yue: "I really didn't mean to get involved. You're all just too loud!" Teyvat and the real world: "Please, almighty one, take it down a notch!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.