Why Is My Ming Dynasty Different from the Textbook!

Xianyu Chen Xiaoshuai, who died suddenly in 996, turned into the emperor Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian when he opened his eyes. Good news: The Emperor Experience Card has arrived. Bad news: Li Zicheng's troops are approaching the city, the treasury only has fifty taels left, and the civil and military officials of the entire court are queuing up to write resignation reports. Worse news: It's bound to a cheating **"Nation-subjugated Self-Saving System"**—— Novice mission: Prevent Wei Zhongxian from hanging Advanced mission: Let the Donglin Party dance square dance collectively The ultimate mission: write a five-star review for Huang Taiji's barbecue stall Facing the modified version of Ming Dynasty, Chen Xiaoshuai went completely crazy: Use PPT to draw cakes for officials, use hot pot to bribe the commanders of the Imperial Guard, and use the "Double Eleven routine" to clear out the wealth of corrupt officials; He tricked the Dutch envoy into buying "Tulip Futures", forced Wei Zhongxian to learn Excel to make reports, and brought goods to Queen Zhou's Amway live broadcast; He even named the prince "Zhu Yuan Universe" and installed floor heating in the Forbidden City to fight against the Little Ice Age... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.