Wuxia Crossover: Forced to Castrate Myself from the Start, I Grind My Way to Immortality

After transmigrating into Lin Pingzhi, he looked at the Fuwei Escort Agency signboard and burst out laughing. Other people's golden fingers cost money, but his Roll Your Dad System needed a dad!

"Dad! Our Lin family is about to be wiped out. Tell me, should we practice the Evil-Resisting Swordplay or not?" Lin Pingzhi slapped the Evil-Resisting Sword Manual on the table. "All it takes is one cut now, and the two of us can beat the Five Mountains with our fists and kick Qingcheng with our feet!" The moment Lin Zhennan tearfully raised his blade, Lin Pingzhi obtained a version of the Evil-Resisting Swordplay that required no self-castration.

From then on, Lin Pingzhi understood: your biological father is there to outdo, your father-in-law is there to milk for all he's worth, and your adoptive father is there to trick. As for those stunning beauties who become his confidantes...

Miss Yue, hasn't your father been sighing over the Violet Mist Divine Art lately? Miss Ren, I hear your father is writing a diary at the bottom of West Lake? Xu Fengnian, your father has two daughters, right?

Princess Huaiqing, your father is willing to sacrifice himself for the revival of the Great Feng martial arts world...

Lin Pingzhi grinned at the trembling fathers-in-law. "Esteemed fathers-in-law, you don't want your daughters to become widows while you're still alive, do you? Think bigger! Once I have ten more fathers-in-law to outdo, our whole family can ascend to the Immortal Realm."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.