Holy Crap, I Got Smashed into Becoming the Main God’s Emissary

Infinite-flow story blending elements from movies and TV, anime and manga crossovers, wuxia, games, the supernatural, and more.

The mysterious college student Ning Jingchu was sightseeing at the Nanning Zoo in Guangxi when he was unexpectedly hit by a turd from the internet-famous gorilla, Diu Na Xing. With a single explosion, he became the first person ever killed by animal poop. By an incredible stroke of luck, he fused with the Godhead of the Lord God and became its chosen agent, embarking on an endless cycle of reincarnation through the myriad worlds.

As the Lord God's agent, he can choose his reincarnation instances, recruit teammates with specific skills, and unlock hidden side stories in advance.

He was given the skill Spirit Summoning from the start. Just as he was ready to make his mark in the reincarnation worlds, he summoned the ridiculous Diu Na Xing instead.

Watching the shameless gorilla constantly scratch its butt, Ning Jingchu was left utterly speechless. Facing these vicious monsters, was he really supposed to count on Diu Na Xing to kill them with its poop?

Diu Na Xing howled, "No worries, no worries! Watch me shake things up!"

"Hey, cousin Jin from Skull Island, get over here and lend us a hand! If that doesn't work, I'll ask the Great Sage Sun to possess me and use his Heaven and Earth Dharma Form!"

The protagonist is innocent and adorably clueless, but not stupid. His skills and romantic prospects are both on point...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.