You Asked Me to Write a Mystery, So Why Did I Write a Foundation?

An original SCP Foundation World Association writing competition, with mystery fiction written live for a global audience!

Newcomer Ye Fan starts from the start by writing about a Safe-class anomaly, and the live chat mocks him: "How scary can some lousy rock be?"

But then they see security personnel harming themselves for no apparent reason, D-class test subjects collapsing and screaming, and a Level 4 supervisor driving a pen through his own eye!

The audience erupts: "What the hell, this is Safe?"

When the stone sealed in the deep sea "sings" in the abyss, and a clown statue forces people to tell corny jokes through their screens...

The whole internet trembles: "God Ye, please stop! Fine, you win the competition, okay?!"

Ye Fan smiles as he types up a new file: "What's the rush? Look behind you!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.