I Was a Joke in Ancient Times

The social animal Lin Dui died suddenly after staying up late at night. When he opened his eyes, he was kidnapped by the poisonous tongue system and brought back to the Warring States Period! When the complaint value reaches MAX, history can be rewritten: scolding Zhao Kuo for being an armchair warrior and replacing his armor with paper paste on the spot, criticizing Shang Yang for being mean and ungrateful, and turning bamboo slips of political reform into love letters - but every saucy operation requires vomiting three liters of blood. When the arrogant system brother gradually showed his rebellion, Lin Duan, who had been deceived into a public enemy of history, held up a homemade bamboo slip with an emoticon and looked up to the sky in the Shura field where Qin Shihuang was chasing him and King Chu Bawang was robbed of his marriage: Brother Tongzi, I treat you as a brother, and you treat me as a humanoid self-propelled barrage machine? See how the contemporary king of strong talk rewrites history with jokes, trains the black system into a loyal dog, and makes all the scholars laugh until they fall off their crowns! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.