The Dragon Among Men, with a Grinning Mother-in-Law

With a handful of dirt in my hand, I can travel freely between two worlds.

Ever seen soap?

Ever tried beer?

Want to kill me? Ever seen a stun baton?

The Great Xia army is suffering defeat after defeat? Don't worry, I've got a secret weapon.

My in-laws want me to come back and marry into their family?

What?!

Why would I do that when I can find other in-laws?

Now that they've seen me rise to power, my in-laws are panicking. Let's see if I even give them the time of day.

With turmoil within and enemies without, two armies are locked in a fierce border war, while bandits run rampant inside the passes, committing every kind of atrocity.

Fine! If the government won't do anything, I will!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.