I Can't Afford the Blessing of Cultivating Immortality

Lin Xian traveled through time, carrying with him the resentment of 996 in his previous life. Others rely on their spiritual roots to achieve immortality, while he relies on social instinct to achieve immortality—— When the system asked him to stand on his head, eat red fruits and jump to the Pure Land of Paradise, he realized: How can this be ascension? It is clearly a KPI trap of Tiandao Company! While others were involved in life and death, he acted with ease: Use a self-heating hot pot to cook a spicy foundation-building elixir, and the elixir chases the judges to hack it Play the Xianmen election as a cultivation version of Creation 101, with barrage bodyguards and Buddhist cultivators crying Dancing with the mountain guardian beast was recorded as a pornographic film, and the reward order spread throughout the three worlds Until a silver barcode appeared on his neck, Lin Xian discovered: The so-called transcending tribulation and ascending is just a perpetual motion machine for Tiandao Company; Those ancestors who failed to overcome the tribulation have become experimental subjects for cyber immortality... Now, he wants these gods to taste the wrath of beating workers: Keyboard magic weapon for writing report letters and square dancing Dear Immortal Lord, the blessing package you ordered has been upgraded—— This tribulation contains ninety-nine and eighty-one voluntary overtime thunderbolts. If you can't kill him, you will kill him! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.