Flooding Fontaine? I Turn Around and Have a Child with Furina to Make Nezha Stir Up the Seas

Here's a fun fact: Focalors died in Version 4.2, "Masquerade of the Guilty."

Li Dingtian transmigrates into Genshin Impact just as the blond walking camera is about to put Furina on trial.

Focalors inside the Oratrice, stop hiding and come out already.

Nothing.

Aren't you worried Fontaine will be flooded? Come out and have a Nezha with me. Nezha's a pro at causing trouble in the sea~

Focalors: ???

And Furina, don't just stand around over there. Have an Ao Bing with me, so he and Nezha can be a couple.

Navia, don't just stand there smiling either. Come have an Ao Guang with me, and then we've got the Fontaine flood situation covered.

Ao Guang Caspar Li: A Bing, let's each call it our own way. We were father and son in our last life, brothers in this one.

Ao Bing Fontaine Li: When there's someone around, I call you little brother. When nobody's here, I call you Dad?

Nezha Focalors Li: So you're the All-Devouring Narwhal? Quit eating. I'm here to take you down!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.