Great Qin: I Lie Flat, and Ying Zheng Secretly Hears My Thoughts

Ying Xuan transmigrates into the Qin Dynasty as the nineteenth prince. He plans to coast along, eat his fill, and wait to die, but then he binds himself to the Lie-Flat System...

"Ding! Spend two hours lying around today to receive a world map!"

"Ding! The emperor secretly overhears your thoughts, unlocking a gunpowder formula with a critical bonus!"

He sprawls in a wicker chair, munching on watermelon. Zhao Gao will poison Brother Zheng to death in three years! Xu Fu's elixir is contaminated with heavy metals!

The next day, Zhao Gao's entire faction is slaughtered, and Xu Fu is tied to an alchemy furnace and made to perform by swallowing mercury!

He crosses his legs and grumbles: Liu Bang is slacking off in Pei County, and Xiang Yu will burn down Epang Palace!

Three days later, Meng Tian returns with Liu Bang's head in hand. "Your Majesty, as you instructed in your dream, the rebel has been executed!"

Ying Zheng smiles, holding the bloodstained Lu Lu Sword. "Xuan'er, have you 'thought up' those steam-powered mecha blueprints yet?"

Seeing the feverish looks of the officials filling the court, Ying Xuan trembles. "Father, I really wasn't plotting a rebellion!"

Brother Zheng, are you treating me like a walking cheat code?!

A behind-the-scenes mastermind story with a wildly reimagined history: when an internet keyboard warrior transmigrates into the ultimate mouthpiece, it's only a matter of time before his inner thoughts send the Qin Dynasty off course!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.