I Started a Cultivation Game Company in Ancient Times

When a burned-out 996 office drone meets a transmigrator with a BUG-ridden System, Li Xiaofan discovers that his cultivation System is even more of a nightmare than a client's demands: it freezes, crashes, and swallows his cultivation, while his alchemy furnace pops out popcorn.

He brings out all the tricks of modern gaming: he sells talismans with Double Eleven-style sales tactics and exploits defensive formations to fleece the major cultivation sects.

The icy, aloof demoness Li Wan drops her cool facade and shows up at his door with a forty-meter blade to demand an update. Forced to get creative, he develops a spiritual-sword delivery service for the cultivation world, like Ele.me, and spicy hotpot-flavored fasting pills.

Watch a modern slacker exploit BUGs to unlock god mode and turn the cultivation world into a massive, real-life pay-to-win game!

A subversive cultivation comedy with chaotic business management, a combative couple, and nonstop face-slapping. It puts every doubter in their place!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.