I Started Playing Mero, and the Audience Begged Me Not to Do It!

When football becomes an AI puppet, who can tear open the curtain of hypocrisy? I traveled into a parallel world where football was withering, and was forced to bind the faulty system. In each game, I can only use 70% of Messi's skills to slide and kneel, and use Ronaldo's 70% to perform barbs - if I don't make it to the famous scene, I will be punished by doing subject three in public! The sixth person in the vicious tongue system cheated for me while complaining: This barb is worth three tons of tribute value. It is recommended to follow it with a 360-degree turn and land on the ground. The whole Internet laughed at me until I made a fool of myself in the Champions League final, using the human error that AI hates most to score the goal. Audiences around the world knelt and picked up torn tickets: This madman is really saving football! And I just want to grab Lao Liu and roar: Unlocking Daluo's pendulum, why do you force me to show off my abs? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.