Are You Kidding? I Can Still Become a Movie Star Acting Like This?

Lin Lin! Keep acting like this and you'll get blacklisted sooner or later!

Exactly! You think you can become a movie emperor by shooting short videos on some lousy phone?

While the whole internet mocked this washed-up child star with a million in debt, he suddenly heard a mysterious notification:

Host's mental contamination level has exceeded the limit. Movie Emperor Simulation System forcibly activated.

From then on, his unhinged antics dominated the trending topics:

#LinLinUsesAToiletBrushToPracticeActingAndStunsTheIndustry

#MovieEmperorEatsDirtLiveAndGetsSupportFromCCTV

#TenMillionNetizensWatchLiveAndUrgeLinLinToShowHisNextEpicFail

You all say I'm asking for trouble? Lin Lin asked, chewing a hamburger with a rose in his mouth as a fanatical group followed him, holding signs that read "Brother Lin Is a Real Man." Then I'll take it all the way.

He deliberately splashed instant noodles onto his own face in front of the livestream camera.

After twenty-seven failed takes on set, he suddenly launched into a stunning performance.

He performed the classic chest-smashing stunt in front of a room full of business moguls.

Then one day, at the Palme d'Or awards ceremony, he held his Best Actor trophy and gave the camera a wicked smile. "Thanks to everyone who called me crazy. After all, only crazy people can see the light..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.