Penglai Xiuxian Accident Department Report

The world of cultivation is collectively in ruins due to exhaustion of spiritual power. Penglai Academy has pioneered the "emotional cultivation method" - the louder the laughter, the stronger the magic power, and the sand sculpture index determines the height of soaring. The civil engineering cow horse Lu Xiaofan gnawed the brick wall of the teaching building to awaken the power of gluttony and swallowing heaven; Su Jiuli, a deserted terracotta warrior and horse from the Department of Archeology, dug through the 5G mausoleum WIFI of the First Emperor of Qin; the programmer and monk Zhuge Ergou wrote the 996 blessing algorithm for the catastrophe. In this cultivation university: The collection of exercises in the library is so good that people shout "Come here!" The alchemy furnace cursed and breathed fire in protest at overtime work; The principal changed the tribulation into an e-sports live broadcast, Jiuzhou Dingzheng secretly refined the academy into a magic weapon the size of a milk tea cup... When cooks, old antiques, and programmers form a rescue team, they have to deal with the space cracks opened by the cafeteria aunt with a spoon, the surprise dormitory inspection by Zhong Kui's descendant dean, and the curse of social death sealed in the earth's veins by warriors two thousand years ago - the prerequisite for saving the world is: Taught a sorceress from the Qin Dynasty to scold the principal using PPT, Stop the gluttonous male protagonist from eating up all the final exam papers, Use the school badge to catch the meteorite version of "Tiandao Make-up Exam Notice". This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.