Father Lost in the Woods

At grandma's funeral, my father said, "I'm sleepy, let's go to the side house to rest for a while." Less than thirty minutes after he walked out of the house, my eldest sister's cell phone rang rapidly. On the other end of the phone, my father said in a rapid voice, "I arrived in the mountains ten kilometers away from home. It was the crow of a crow that woke me up. I was in the snow, surrounded by many graves, and couldn't find my way home. Then there was a hang-up beep on the other end of the phone... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.