I Rely on Culture to Invade All Worlds

When the world of cultivation regarded Journey to the West as a forbidden book by the Demonic Cult, and when the Dragon Boat Festival was registered as a curse circle by Western magicians, Lu Chuan, a third-rate Internet writer, activated the entertainment colonial system—his keyboard, which became the most ferocious weapon of Chinese civilization. Travel across the world and slap the gods in the face with culture: teach the Sword Immortal to sing the solitary warrior in the world of cultivation to shatter the mental control of the demons; let the Elf Queen remake the Legend of Zhen Huan to trigger a civil war; tame the cyber AI into a puppet with facial makeup in Peking Opera. What Lu Chuan is best at is watching strong men from other worlds become addicted to spicy hot pot and their cultivation levels skyrocket, and then backhand using five years of college entrance examination and three years of simulation to drain their Taoist hearts. But under the undercurrent, the earth is actually a gambling table for higher civilizations - the Korean smuggling group, the Japanese Magic History Bureau, the American Hollywood God Cult, and agents from various countries are engaged in a secret cultural war in other worlds. When the zombie world performs square dances to purify the virus, and when the prehistoric saints learn the crash course of "Three Years of Quasi-Saints and Five Years of Saints", Lu Chuan discovers that every time the Chinese civilization conquers a plane, the earth will have one more bargaining chip to fight against the alien reapers. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.