The Master Asked Me to Practice, but I Just Wanted to Let the Chickens and Dogs Ascend to Heaven.

The world is hard, my disciple, you must work harder to practice. Master, please help your apprentice to cultivate a fish pond. I want to raise some fish. Disciple, eradicating demons and defending the Way is what we practitioners do. Master, this nest of monsters likes yin rather than yang. The ice cave in the backyard is not big enough. Please help my apprentice expand it. Disciple, I feel that my master is about to ascend. I'm afraid I won't have much time to stay here. You should take care. Master, these are the souvenirs at home, take them up with you! You always love this bite, but I'm afraid you won't be able to eat it and will miss it after you go there. Wang Danbo, the name my teacher gave you does not really make you indifferent to everything! Master, don't I also feed chickens and ducks very seriously, do I want them to achieve enlightenment and ascend together? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.