After 100,000 Sign-Ins, the Ancestor Is Expelled from the Family Tree

The day Lin Xuan was stripped of his bones and erased from the clan records, he got a one-second sign-in at the ancestral hall...

A rusted Demon-Slaying Sword wept blood for him, while a ten-thousand-year-old chamber pot transformed into a divine-slaying treasure!

The entire cultivation world watched him livestream himself using the toilet. A million cultivators begged to attain enlightenment from his steaming hot offering. His red underpants bounced a Demon Emperor's attack back at him, giving three hundred thousand demons conjunctivitis. A shell from the melon seeds he casually tossed formed the characters "dumbass" and somehow became a great immortal-slaying formation!

The Queen Mother of the West smashed her jade table: "You used the Chaos Bottle as a chamber pot?"

The Demon Venerable crawled out of a cesspool: "Xuantian, you old bastard! You used me to guard the latrine!"

Nuwa angrily exposed him: "Bring up touching my waist again, and I'll give you the nose putty from the Heaven-Mending Stone!"

As the Immortal Realm's headlines are flooded by an auction of the Sword Venerable's used toilet paper, a conspiracy dating back ten thousand years comes to light...

And right now, he's using the hand he just picked his toes with to send a message to every cultivator in the three realms:

"I've hidden a Zhuxian bra in the Jade Pool's dressing room. First come, first served!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.