Plan A: I'm Luo Sanpao!

Synopsis: Reborn as Luo Sanpao, he knows he can't spend his whole life as a pirate. He's going ashore!

A pirate at sea, a bandit on land!

He punches Ma Rulong and kicks Fatty Zhuo Yifei.

Huang Feihong: Third Master, I'm no match for your cannon leg!

Huo Yuanjia: Third Brother, your cannon fists are terrifying. I admit defeat!

Wang Wu, the Great Saber: I can never drain the wine in my cup, finish the song of parting, put down the blade in my hand, or kill every last enemy. Brother Cannon is a true hero!

Thirteenth Aunt: Brother Cannon, Sanpao! I want more!

Me: ????

The Fire Cloud Evil God, the Rakshasa Sect?

The White Lotus Society? The Sword Saint?

The Fountain of Youth? Pirates of the Caribbean?

Everyone here is trash!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.