You Call This Weeds? I Call It an Undying Divine Herb

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What's wrong with using jujubes as Nine-Turn Golden Pills? If you don't like it, take a bite!

Sometimes one extra character in an entry makes all the difference.

"Tail": A common wild *; utterly useless.

Xu Yanzhi stared at the three characters "rare encounter" on his System and fell into deep thought.

The Eight Great Sects would be recruiting disciples in three days. If he missed this chance, he'd have to wait another ten years. But not only was his spiritual root aptitude among the very worst, he also had a mixed spiritual root with all eight attributes. His aptitude was worse than *.

How could he join an immortal sect and become an immortal master?

As he fretted over his useless System, he suddenly noticed that one of the Eight Great Sects was called the Joyous Union Sect.

So he changed the entry for *tail* to "Tail": A rare wild *; useful for birds. And just like that, Xu Yanzhi began his path to immortal cultivation, soaring straight to the top!

What can I say? This is absolutely a serious novel.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.