Teacher, No, I... I Can't Take It Anymore

Liu Bin was a high school senior with terrible grades. He planned to take over his father's locksmith business after the college entrance exams, but an unexpected discovery gave him the Key of Heaven and Earth, granting him superpowers...

A high school teacher doesn't want to get married? No problem, I'm here. I'll "stand by" you.

An older beauty challenges me to a drinking contest to see who passes out first? I'll show you how I can stay hard as a gun.

I passed a note to the campus belle in class by mistake, and my classmates got the wrong idea. No problem, I don't care about my reputation. Let's just go along with it!

From then on, young wives, older beauties, lolitas, campus belles, aunties... came flocking to him.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.