System: Check-in location today: Taikoo Dragon Tomb! Reward: Bald Nine-clawed Golden Dragon Reverse Scale × 1!
Lu Chen, who traveled through time and became a handyman disciple, was bound to the sign-in system. He originally wanted to eat and die in the forbidden area, but because of his immortality, he was forced to be involved in the strange painting style——
While others entered the Nether Sea of Blood and narrowly escaped death, he punched in and took away the Styx Ancestor's bath water to soak his feet;
When the Immortal Sect besieged the ancient restricted area, he squatted on the corpses of gods and demons to cook hot pot, and conveniently turned the ancient sword tomb into a scrap metal recycling station!
Lu Chen: Wait, I'm just a salty fish!
System: Ding! If it is detected that the host is mistaken for the mastermind behind the scenes, you will be rewarded with a Dihua halo - the more you lie down, the more ruthless your brain will be!
So...
He dug up the spiritual veins of the Immortal Burial Valley and played mahjong, and the people of the world knelt down and begged "the Lord of Taboos to redefine the laws of heaven";
He casually threw away the broken sword signed for a hundred thousand years, and the Three Thousand Sword Cultivator suddenly realized: "This is the supreme swordsmanship. We respectfully welcome our ancestor to come out of the mountain!"
When Lu Chen finally wanted to go down the mountain to retire, the Nine Heavenly Tribulation suddenly knelt down and cried bitterly:
"Please accept your magical powers! If you sign in again, my pants will be taken out.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.