I Dominate the Three Realms by Being Cowardly

The transformation of sand sculptures into immortals and black men depends entirely on touching porcelain When Lin Qiye was beaten, he was still beating the bandit leader's legs: Brother, your kick is not strong enough! ——The Chaos Body unlocking progress is 1%. The harder he cries, the more the cottage burns. I really don't want to upgrade! He hugged the bald black cat Xiao Hei and cried bitterly, then kicked the demon king's illegitimate son into the latrine. After Su Jiuli was accidentally attacked in the chest by this coward for the 99th time, he finally drew his sword: Why didn't the chaos body unblock when you touched my waist? It's a cat! Cat's extended claws! Lin Qiye stuffed the crime cat into his crotch, turned around and bumped into Qin Wuya's world-destroying magic halberd: Misunderstanding! I'll perform a sliding kneeling show for you... Hey, why did my knees automatically trigger the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation? When the chains of chaos tied the Demon King into a hedgehog, he was still trying to sell him: How about a monthly card to get beaten up? Recharge ten times to get cremation service! Xiao Hei rolled his eyes and gnawed on the dried fish: Do you call this Goudao? This is so immoral! The whole cultivation world has reached a consensus: I'm the one who cowardly Lin is wrong, which means you are finished. His begging for mercy is more terrifying than the demon king's self-destruction - after all, who is a good person who would fly out of the ancient vicious beast from his crotch? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.