I Give the Heavenly Dao a Bad Review

After getting caught in a ghostly encounter on a stormy night, food delivery rider Su Luo unexpectedly awakens the heaven-defying power of his ancestral bronze compass: he can adjust other people's fortune, but every use triggers an absurd side effect. When boosting a monster's luck causes it to explode, and he saves a talkative kitten claiming to be the Prison-Suppressing Spirit Tiger, the wheels of fate begin to spin out of control.

With a Hehuan Sect female cultivator who dances in public squares' food delivery dangling from his left hand and an interstellar order from the Hungry Panda System in his right, Su Luo discovers that the world of cultivation has long been corrupted by the capitalist Heavenly Dao. Qingming Academy uses 996 work blessings to survive tribulations, the Ghost Market's livestream shop sells a budget substitute for Meng Po Soup, and a coffin lid belonging to the founder of Meida lies buried in the Nine Nether Ruins.

When he discovers that he is a probiotic living inside an ancient god's digestive system, and that the talkative kitten A Ju is actually a living firewall for the code of creation, this delivery journey from the urban villages to the multiverse will become the final order that rewrites the fate of every plane.

Here, you can buy accident insurance for heavenly tribulations, get the second cup of Meng Po Soup at half price, and find the ultimate answer to saving the world in a certain undelivered seafood congee.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.