Ning Caichen: Physical Exorcism Makes Me Stronger with Every Trait Drop

Exorcise them? No, I'll beat the spirits to death!

Ning Caichen swung the Analects and smashed it into a yaksha's skull. The yellowed pages burst with a crimson trait:

Physical Exorcism, gold: All blunt weapon damage +999%, drop rate +300%

Yan Chixia stared pensively at the Xuanyuan Sword, now converted into a Gatling gun. You call this righteous energy?

Times have changed, Daoist. Ning Caichen fixed a bayonet to the Judge's Brush:

This is what we use for exorcisms now:

Judge's Brush, Physical Edition, gold: Pierce the Eighteen Levels of Hell in just 3 seconds, with a bonus soul-barbecue feature.

Ksitigarbha looked at the Six Paths of Reincarnation, corrupted by traits, and crushed his prayer beads to dust. How dare a scholar...

Shh. Ning Caichen smashed the Bodhisattva's golden body with a brick, then stood on the Underworld Emperor with a double divine trait: Maximum Drop Rate.

From now on, I call the shots on the Underworld's KPIs!

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