Three Kingdoms: Recruiting Lu Bu from the Start, Diao Chan Is Stunned!

Ding! Lu Bu has been trolled so hard he’s broken a leg!

Transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms somehow binds you to the Shocking Shenanigans System?

Lin Yu snatches the God of War’s underwear and trades it for a roast chicken, giving Dong Zhuo a heart attack on the spot!

He abducts Diao Chan to use as a power bank, ropes Cai Wenji into rapping, and talks Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao into livestreaming. Cao Cao can only exclaim that the opponents of this generation are too weird.

Zhuge Liang rolls away in his wheelchair in the middle of the night: Please stop using math problems to break my formations!

While the warlords are still studying the Thirty-Six Stratagems, Lin Yu has already used his shock points to get an AK-47 and sweep across Red Cliffs.

Can collecting married women increase your combat power?

Can causing trouble get you an aircraft carrier?

The protagonist of this Three Kingdoms story refuses to lie flat and puts every challenger in their place. Who says conquering the land can’t be wild and fun?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.