The novel is a bit of a mess, and the farther it goes, the more chaotic it gets!
Tang Sanzang stands on a Grade-Twelve Black Lotus of Destruction, aiming a Gatling Buddhist staff at the river: "You have three seconds to come out and become my mount."
When Sha Wujing kneels and offers up nine skulls, Tang Sanzang suddenly flashes a benevolent smile. "I hear you ate nine generations of scripture pilgrims? The phantom of the Chaos Bell appears behind him. What a coincidence, they were all my alternate accounts."
The Heavenly Court's surveillance mirror explodes. The Jade Emperor stares at the screen full of mosaics, furious and alarmed. "Go get the Three Pure Ones! Wait... hold down the lid on the Buddha's coffin!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
