Livestreaming Exorcisms: The VR Taoist Master Is Wanted Across the Internet!

Beginner talismans: White -> Upgrade: Tongtian Register, Gold. Beginner corpse-driving: Blue -> Upgrade: Corpse King Commander, Gold. Palm Thunder: Purple -> Upgrade: Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, Gold.

My name is Lin Jiu, a Taoist priest who livestreams from a funeral home. Until the day I used VR goggles to give a zombie a beauty filter and turned a thousand-year-old Corpse King into a top-tier star...

Uncle Jiu! Your disciple used thunder magic and blew up my mortuary! As the funeral home owner chased me with the bill, a shower of rockets suddenly swept across the livestream: That's hardcore! Ten Super Rockets! Make the zombies dance the Third Subject Exam! -- Number One Fan Ren Xiaoyao

From then on, my style went completely off the rails: ■ Wencai used corpse-binding ropes to pull off a tortoise-shell bondage tie, and the female ghosts called the Underworld that very night to file a complaint. ■ A Hao modified the soul-suppressing bell into a subwoofer, and zombies within a hundred-mile radius started dancing the social shuffle. ■ Ren Xiaoyao drove an armored car into an ancient tomb: Uncle Jiu! If I stick exorcism talismans on a Gatling gun, does that count as physical salvation?

When I led a million livestream viewers in turning the Hall of Yama upside down, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva cried: Please stop livestreaming! The ghosts in all eighteen levels of hell have become your fans!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.