I Built a Robot That Dances the Yangge, So How Did It End Up with a Gatling Gun?

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Li Yu develops an intelligent robot and holds an online product launch.

A viewer asks, "Can this robot dance?"

Li Yu replies, "Of course. It can do more than dance. It can even turn cartwheels without breaking a sweat."

To his surprise, every robot sells out.

A few days later, the robots are doing yangko dances at the Spring Festival Gala!

An official exclaims, "Such an advanced robot, and you're using it to dance yangko? What a waste! Fit it with a rifle. Give it a rifle!"

"If it can spin a handkerchief, it can spin a Gatling gun!"

Not long after, more than a dozen military vehicles surround the entrance to Li Yu's company.

"Come clean. What else can you do?"

Li Yu:

Modify missiles? No problem. I can make them turn around.

Modify drones? I'll give them octopus tentacles.

Modify aircraft? I'll make them fly faster than Ultraman!

Astartes, warp drives...

What do you mean, five tin cans came out after it landed?

What do you mean, the Himalayas stood up?

Foreign media: A rabbit spaceship is abusing aliens on the moon!

Alien: He burned my butt with a cigarette butt!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.