The System Asked Me to Pluck Wool

Quantum baby Li Xiaoming was born in a diaper that tampered with the rules of the universe, transformed the heaven into a science and technology innovation board roadshow center, encoded the Jade Emperor's beard into the blockchain, and used breast milk to etch loopholes in the minors protection law. This creation hacker with a pacifier in his mouth smashed the dimensional barrier with his baby's fat palm, implanted the god-killing virus in his womb, and started the heat death countdown of the universe with his cry. Mother Su, Mr. Su, burned the Nine Tails and turned it into a firewall, but left behind a Trojan horse program that concealed the ultimate maternal love; Jiang Ziya's soul was reduced to an electronic pet, and the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Palace became a case of parenting failure. When the mechanical gavel of the inter-dimensional court collides with the anti-addiction system, and when the Nuwa Heaven-Mending Stone turns into a Switch game cartridge, this journey of matricide and enlightenment wrapped in the chaos code will eventually reveal the most absurd truth about the universe - the so-called God of Creation is just a naughty child who does not want to be weaned. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.