The Lovably Clueless Cultivator

A lucky soul from Blue Star receives a great opportunity and ascends to cultivate immortality. But when the System crashes, he falls straight back to the ground. A System malfunction also seals his brain, speech, limbs, and other faculties. After someone finds him and brings him back to their sect, the long-delayed System finally unlocks some of his abilities and assigns him a series of cultivation tasks. Once he completes the prerequisite and regains the ability to speak, his naturally disabled body and brain-damaged aptitude leave him with no choice but to join the Bandit Sect. Only then does his path to immortality truly begin.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.