Konoha: the Eight Gate Soul Sovereign

My name is Rock Lee, and I'm a jackass who doesn't know how to use ninjutsu. I thought life was like running 500 times around Konoha while standing upside down. Until that day I kicked out a Warring States Undead. Teacher Kai said that Eight Gate Dunjia is a forbidden technique that burns youth. But no one told me that opening the door to life will light up the soul-inducing lamp! Things are a bit worse now: Drunk fisting will summon a drunken boy. The bandage covering the wound automatically turns into a shroud, Even the Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki ran away with bone spurs all over his body when he saw me. What's even more frightening is that Orochimaru said that the key to Kaguya's resurrection is hidden in my heart. And that weirdo who always wears a whirlpool mask, You actually called me Your Excellency the Gatekeeper of Underworld... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.