Honghuang: In Journey to the West, Dao-Tags Help Me Attain the Way

Wu Ji becomes a disciple of the Buddha Ancestor Wutian and awakens a trait System. From then on, the Three Realms begin to tremble beneath his demonic grasp.

Sun Wukong's Lingming Stone Monkey trait? Hand it over!

Six-Eared Macaque trait? Hand it over!

The traits of the Four Mischievous Monkeys? Mine! Mine! All mine!

Haotian: "Fellow Daoist, I have a lovely niece I can introduce you to. You can pick any of the Seven Fairies, too. Please, don't come any closer!"

Wu Ji: "Heh. Fairies would only slow me down when I'm collecting traits!"

Tathagata: "Bodhisattvas and Arhats, the West has no beauties. How are we supposed to fend off Wu Ji's attacks?"

Randeng: "Why not send Guanyin over?"

Guanyin: "Damn you, old lamp! I'm a man!"

Wu Ji: "The West should be ruled by my master, the Buddha Ancestor Wutian. Who agrees? Who objects?"

The Bodhisattvas and Arhats say nothing as they look at Tathagata, lying on the ground with a head full of bumps.

Wutian: "That's my disciple! He is destined to rule the Three Realms!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.