The Whole Internet Begged Me Not to Laugh, This Is Really a Scary Live Broadcast

Others' live broadcasts cost money, but my live broadcasts cost lives - the lives of ghosts! When the whole Internet was looking forward to the scary scenes, I was playing "Picture and Guess" with Bixian in the haunted house. I was rinsing my hairy belly in the haunted house late at night, and the audience thought I was filming. The senior sister in red insisted on playing the idiom solitaire game with me, and I alarmed the dean by dancing to the Compendium of Materia Medica in the morgue. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.