When the max-level PVP madman Xiao Jin accidentally swallowed the mysterious code, he started the soul symbiosis mode with Bai Li, a genius girl trapped in the game——
Your left hand is making wolfberry health tea, while your right hand is ordering fried chicken takeout;
Your mouth is chanting battle spells and your sphincter is performing a fart escape;
The system announcement is updating the death posture every day:
◆Congratulations on becoming the first player to die due to a fight between his left and right hands◆
◆You look so beautiful when you use your bladder to hold in your urine to hit a critical hit◆
◆Unlock the achievement of being the first person to bury the BOSS with dandruff◆
In this holographic game, pain can be sold for money, marriage certificates are weapons, and NPCs will go on strike because of your square dance.
When a straight man meets a girl with a high IQ, a war over body control officially begins——
Bai Li sent a telegram with her eyelashes, while Xiao Jin dug into the castle with her toes;
Bai Li turned his appendix into a bomb, Xiao Jin turned his hair into a concealed weapon;
Until one day, the main brain popped up a red warning:
What you share is not only your body, but also the conspiracy of the first generation of symbionts spanning hundreds of years.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.