Sphincter: Detox Every Day and Earn a Fortune in Seconds

[Tycoon] [System] [Mindless wish fulfillment]

Zang Tian was a dirt-poor loser, drowning in debt. His creditors had blocked the door, and he had nowhere else to hide but the bathroom.

Ding!

Congratulations, Host! You have successfully activated the "Pooping Tycoon System"! Earn 100 yuan for every gram of poop!

Zang Tian froze.

"Then... should I get started right now?"

Host, please begin your performance.

Zang Tian didn't hesitate. He embarked on his first gold-mining expedition.

"Pfft..."

With a soft plop, something indescribable fell into the toilet.

Ding!

Congratulations, Host! You have successfully pooped out 100 grams of gold and earned a reward of 10,000 yuan!

And so Zang Tian began making money by pooping, paying off his debts, and shopping to his heart's content... Life couldn't get any better!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.