Heaven in My Delivery Box: From the Start, I Reclaim the Queen Mother's Wig

When the Heavenly Dao algorithm crashed, the Immortal Realm's GDP plunged by 99%...

The Jade Emperor embezzled public funds to tip a livestreamer, the Matchmaker used Tinder to pair people up, and Granny Meng's soup required a blind-box draw?!

Ding! Bound to the Three Realms Recycling System:

Scan the Queen Mother's wig: ancient llama mount attack +999

Combine stinky tofu with an Immortal-Binding Rope: biochemical smoke bomb, Merit Points +500,000

?? A life-or-death choice:

A. Keep delivering food and scrape by: get blown into fireworks by bad luck from the law of causality

B. Help Heaven fix its mess: lose lifespan every day while collecting trash

? The whole internet is in shock! Top trending topic in the Underworld:

Shocking! A human bribed Granny Meng with milk tea and actually cracked the Investiture of the Gods' source code!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.