Selling Sex Toys Among the Zombies

Lin Mo is reborn for the seventh time, returning to three days before the apocalypse, only to be bound to the most outrageous System! He takes over a failed adult toy shop, kills zombies with vibrators, uses wand massagers as antiaircraft guns, and builds a socially disastrous defense system out of silicone dolls.

He planned to take it easy and muddle through life, but then he discovers:

A clone embryo is hidden inside an inflatable doll.

The safe house only activates when someone shouts an embarrassing advertising slogan in public.

The top donor in his livestream turns out to be his own clone.

When the campus belle Su Yurou is bound in a turtle-shell bondage pose and hung in midair, while a nuclear detonation countdown and a child-rearing task sound at the same time, Lin Mo finally understands: this damn thing is the mainframe’s seventh-cycle reincarnation experiment!

He’ll trade adult toys for weapons, use embarrassment points to buy rebirth, and turn this apocalypse into a global franchise!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.