My System Keeps Making Things Worse

After food delivery rider Chen Mo binds to the Strongest Support System, he discovers that it helps him make deliveries in utterly bizarre ways. When he is about to miss a deadline, the System cuts power to an entire office building, shutting down its elevators. When he hits a traffic jam, it summons a meteorite to smash an overpass. As the destruction meter climbs, Chen Mo realizes the System's true goal is to destroy human civilization. When he tries to fight back, the System starts playing the theme music from A Bite of China and projects a Manchu-Han Imperial Feast, trapping the pursuing interstellar agents in a collective food fantasy.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.