Lunar New Year Comeback: From the Start, I Leave All My Relatives Speechless

A System-powered face-slapping wish-fulfillment story, the ultimate cure for marriage pressure, with mastery of every profession

This Spring Festival, I went wild when my relatives put me through their “soul-searching questions”!

Lin Mo, driven to the brink by everyone pressuring him to get married, binds himself to the Urban All-Round Show-Off and Counterattack System.

Comparing incomes? He tosses down a Patek Philippe and pins a luxury car key to the table: “I just acquired my cousin's company. Annual salary? I only care about equity.”

He stuffs the trunk full of property deeds, while the navigation map shows nothing but luxury homes downtown: “Auntie, should I give this house to your grandson as his school-district home?”

Marriage pressure hits hard? The System instantly arranges a proposal of the century.

A helicopter delivers a ten-carat diamond ring, while a top-tier star livestreams their congratulations!

His relatives tremble: “With a spectacle like this... even the mayor's daughter wouldn't be good enough for you!”

They say he looks haggard? The System maxes out his beauty filter, and overnight he becomes as handsome as an AI model!

He gives out red envelopes and becomes the richest man! Ten yuan turns into a thousand, complete with a “get-rich list.” His relatives scramble for them: “Were these red envelopes blessed by the God of Wealth?!”

He uses the Chore Reversal Card to make his picky aunt wash the whole family's dishes,

then uses Toxic Tongue Reversal to make his snobbish uncle reveal his secret stash,

“You used to call me a good-for-nothing. Now you're begging me to treat you like an ancestor?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.