Hilarious: My Sense of Smell Is Completely Backward, but Poop Smells Great

Cheng Yang is an unremarkable freight deliveryman.

One day, while delivering an urgent package to the countryside, he passes an abandoned, nameless temple.

He desperately needs to relieve himself, so without thinking twice, he takes a dump inside.

But what if he has no toilet paper?

No problem. He has fingers, doesn't he?

And so...

He uses his fingers to clean his backside.

His backside is clean now, but what about his fingers?

He darts his eyes around and spots a clean-looking statue nearby, so he wipes the poop off his fingers directly onto its nose...

Having relieved himself, Cheng Yang returns to his van and washes his fingers with mineral water.

He continues driving the small van provided by his company. He's actually quite hygienic.

But beneath the cloudless sky,

the weather suddenly turns.

"Crack!"

A blinding bolt of lightning strikes Cheng Yang's van.

Cheng Yang feels a tingling sensation all over, and a solemn voice echoes in his mind.

"You dare insult the minor deity Xiang Jun with your filth? Today, I shall switch your sense of smell as punishment."

Cheng Yang shakes his head, cursing the hallucination,

and continues driving.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.