Livestream: Delivering Takeout to the Three Realms

When delivery rider Lin Xiao's phone became bound to the Three Realms Delivery System, everything went completely off the rails:

He delivers milk tea to Chang'e and gets chased by a nine-headed demon, tries selling crayfish to Sun Wukong and nearly demolishes Flower-Fruit Mountain, then fills in as Meng Po's designated driver across the River of Forgetfulness and alarms the Ten Kings of Hell...

Meanwhile, the livestream audience goes wild:

Tip nine-thousand-year peaches and beg the streamer to share!

Drop a hundred thousand immortal jades to make Yang Jian dance like a girl-group idol!

Holy crap! The streamer delivered food five hundred years into the past?!

But an official red-letter warning from Heaven has arrived:

"No soliciting sexy traditional outfits to the Weaver Girl!

No teaching Nezha to deliver barbecue on his Wind Fire Wheels!

And absolutely no using a primordial treasure to keep milk tea warm!"

The notes on Underworld orders are even more outrageous:

Forgetfulness Water, extra ice. Judge's brush, replace the ink cartridge. Install an elevator on the Bridge of Helplessness...

Looking at his soaring balance and the list of people hunting him, Lin Xiao silently opened a new order:

Recipient: Ancestor Hongjun

Item: KFC Crazy Thursday Family Bucket

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.