Shh, I Picked up a Tyrant

On January 1, I helped my grandma catch the cat and succeeded. On January 2, I helped my grandpa find his lost dentures and succeeded. On January 3rd, my aunt needed the lingcos antler from Zhushi Mountain and succeeded. On January 4th, my uncle's wedding was successfully held. On January 5, the old beggar died of illness, and I was buried at the foot of Zhushi Mountain. … On January 1st, Awakening... Failed. … On January 1, the assassination of the shopkeeper of the Seventh Branch of Jubao Pavilion was successful. On January 2, the assassination of Ms. Seema was successful. … On January 1st, Awakening... Failed. … On January 1, the assassination of Shilong's puppet master was successful. On January 2, the assassination of Xina Warlock was successful. … On January 1, I was hunted down by the church. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.