There Is No Elm in This World

A straight man with a bad face is attacked by a poodle. An irritable and alcoholic father, a runaway mother, who was suffering from bipolar disorder and refused to look after him, invited Wong Tai Sin, drank two bowls of yellow charms, and Chen Chenyuan realized that from now on, he only cares about fame and wealth, and slaps himself twice when he misses a girl. "I don't want to be an ordinary person, I don't want to be a country boy, I haven't accomplished my great career in spring and autumn, so how can I have the face to pick up girls?" Is his motto. Then he used his slender and flexible fingers, his "wife"... It really worked. Later, he taught at a well-known university, and later he just established his own jewelry company. Within a few days of his good life, he was taken away to the Immortal Realm. "Damn it, what kind of immortality do you want to practice, what kind of way do you want to find a girl?" "Going to pick up girls" Chen Chenyuan figured it out, took a pot of wine with a cat on his shoulder, took off the sword from his waist, and went to look for flowers and willows. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.