Siheyuan: Toxic Chicken Soup in My Diary, Turning Everyone Green with Jealousy

After transmigrating into the Siheyuan world, Wang Aiguo gets a diary System and starts writing bitter, cynical advice.

Qin Huairu: "Silly Zhu, get lost! A woman protected by a wolf will never fall for a wild*!"

Lou Xiao'e: "I never cook at home, so why should I come to your house and cook for you? Divorce me, right now!"

Yu Li: "A man is responsible for earning money and supporting the family. Yan Jiecheng, have you done that?"

He Yushui: "A low-quality marriage is worse than being single. I'm calling off the wedding!"

Yu Haitang: "I'd rather be proudly lonely than meekly settle for less!"

Third Aunt: "Yan Bugui, a home is a place for love, not arguments. Keep your mouth shut!"

Jia Zhangshi: "That's right, that's right! There are only men who can't find a wife, never women who can't get married. I'm off to find a matchmaker!"

The public: "It's over. Our wives want the first cup of soy milk of autumn, and even if we line up, we can't get any!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.