Creating a World with Heaven-Defying Comprehension

My name is Shi Longquan. I used to be an ordinary wage earner in the modern world, barely making any money all year, while the elders in my family kept urging me to get married. One night, I had a few too many drinks while eating a late-night meal with friends. Who would have thought I'd transmigrate and become a rock? At first, I had no idea where I was. Suddenly, an overwhelming pressure came from beyond the heavens. On the Primordial Land, creatures with shallow cultivation fell straight to their knees. Even the mighty felt such pressure that they could barely resist kneeling, and some beings in seclusion were startled awake. Then a voice rang out, transcending space and distance, audible to every creature on the Primordial Land: "I am Hongjun. I have attained the Dao and become a Saint. In a thousand years, I will preach at the Zixiao Palace. All who have awakened their intelligence, and all who are destined, may come and listen.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.