The Magical Cat Never Planned to Conquer Hogwarts

What would you think if you woke up one morning as a cat in the magical world of Harry Potter?

Good news! You're a magical cat. Long live the Meow Meow Way of Life!

Bad news! A dark wizard has smuggled you into Knockturn Alley. Whether you're bought or kept, you're in for a truly miserable fate.

Even better news: you've bound yourself to the Emotions Rule System!

As long as you earn emotions, you can enter a lottery.

A cat who can do anything in the magical world has appeared!

"I gave the young wizards a little demonstration of Wandless Magic. Congratulations, you've won the World-Destroying Hat!"

"You beat the basilisk into submission and filled the Chamber of Secrets with Biting Cabbages, making Voldemort lose it! Congratulations, you've won the Yasuo template!"

"You founded the Meow Meow Way of Life at Hogwarts, forcing it to welcome more than just wizards! Professor McGonagall is ecstatic. Congratulations, you've won a random skill from all the worlds!"

Little by little, Su Ze turned Hogwarts into an academy that welcomed students of every kind, bringing the wizards a dose of "healing."

He only ever does good deeds, so why are they casting Avada Kedavra at him?

What harm could a little cat possibly have in mind?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.