Joy of Life: The Ultimate Poison Strategist, the Empress Calls Me a Living King of Hell

After gently transmigrating into the world of Joy of Life, Wen He becomes a disciple of Zhuang Mohan and the junior fellow disciple of Northern Qi's female emperor, Zhan Doudou.

Drawing on his literary knowledge from his previous life, he becomes a prodigy and literary genius in Northern Qi, placing first in all three imperial examinations!

He also awakens the Poisonous Strategist System! As long as he offers a ruthless scheme, he can earn rewards.

Zhan Doudou asks how to pacify the Northern Barbarians and Western Hu.

Wen He offers three strategies. First, open up trade, letting the Northern Barbarians and Western Hu raise livestock on a massive scale until the grasslands deteriorate and the cattle and horses die. Then send people to poison the water.

Zhan Doudou next asks how to deal with Shen Zhong and Shang Shanhu.

Wen He advises her to establish the Eastern Depot, replacing the Embroidered Uniform Guard. Shen Zhong will destroy himself.

Then reward Shang Shanhu and two other generals at the same time: kill three scholars with two peaches!

Zhan Doudou asks again how to deal with Qing Kingdom.

Wen He replies: First, spread rumors that Emperor Qing murdered Ye Qingmei.

Then bring famine to Jiangnan and incite the refugees to revolt.

The Azure Heaven is dead, the Yellow Heaven shall rise!

In the year of Jiazi, may all under heaven prosper!

And so, the Northern Barbarians, Western Hu, and Southern Qing are plunged into rivers of blood.

Zhan Doudou and Haitang Duoduo can only exclaim that he's a living King of Hell!

The protagonist merely smiles and waves his fan: