War Against the Eagles: Becoming the World's Top Diplomat, Taking on a Hundred at the UN

Wang Xuan, the Rabbit's newest diplomat, is met with fierce opposition from the Eagle Sauce during his first speech at the United Nations General Assembly.

The Eagle Sauce's own sons, the Little Sun and the Gooks, fawn over it at every turn and put down the Rabbit.

Fine. So that's how you want to play.

Christmas in the West: two sixth-generation fighter jets make their maiden flights, a new early-warning aircraft takes to the skies, and a 50,000-ton amphibious assault ship begins sea trials.

The Gooks: “Fake. The Rabbit is great at Photoshop. Those are all models.”

The Rabbit: “Fake? Fine. We'll hold military exercises around the Gooks for seven days. If any Gook vessel comes within 200 nautical miles of our warships, we'll consider it a declaration of war.”

The Gooks: “200 nautical miles? Our ports are all within 200 nautical miles!”

The Little Sun: “The Rabbit isn't to be trifled with these days. We'd better not mess with them for at least three generations.”

The Rabbit: “Know why we refused to accept your war reparations back then? It's time to pay your debt. Return Ryukyu, or we'll consider it a declaration of war against us.”

Taiwan: “The day of reunification is finally here! Long live the Rabbit! Hurry up and issue us ID cards!”

The Viet Monkeys: “Gooks, stop provoking them. We tried that for you decades ago.”

The White Elephant: “I know all about this. Decades ago, our capital was still called Delhi.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.